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Page updated - 09 March 2010



These were actual UK Newspaper Headlines .


Patients cut to ease crowding

Defender's broken leg hits Haverhill

Traffic will hit homes if motorway is scrapped

Lucky victim was stabbed three times

Top-hated Bishop stole the show at fete

Antique dealer thought girl was older

Queer object turns out to be puff ball

Sewage row - MP steps in

Boy Scouts to drop shorts and take up with girls

Squad helps dog bite victim

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted

Drunk gets nine months in violin case

Iraqi head seeks arms

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Miners refuse to work after death

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

Two Soviet ships collide - one dies

Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years

Red tape holds up new bridge

Cold wave linked to temperatures

Typhoon rips through cemetery - hundreds dead

Man struck by lightening faces battery charge

New study of obesity looks for larger test group

Kids make nutritious snacks

Chef throws his heart into helping feed needy

British Union finds dwarfs in short supply

Local high school dropouts cut in half

Man minus ear waives hearing

Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan

Two convicts escape noose, jury hung

Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors

Organ festival ends with smashing climax

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say