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Page updated - 22 August 2011

 

 

A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

 

Alternative Dictionary - English Words with other possible meanings.

 

Alternative Diet - A possible 'alternative' method of losing weight.

 

Anagrams - Has to be on of the of the cleverest lists around.

 

Battle of Trafalgar & Numpty - Nelson meets the effect Numpty.

 

Computer Life - If life was like a computer.

 

Church Bulletins - Sentences from Church Bulletins or Announcements.

 

Committee . . . Pity? - A short poem . . . with a degree of 'worrying' truth.

 

Christmas Tree - A Christmas story for people having a bad day.

 

Disorder in the Court - Things that have been said in Law Courts.

 

GCSE Answers - Answers given by UK students during the GCSE exam.

 

GCSE Q&A 1999 - Questions and some of the Answers given by UK exam students.

 

George W Bush - Possibly some of his more inspiring moments.

 

Get Out of My Car - Extreme example of a 'Senior Moment'.

 

Holiday Complaints - From a survey by Thomas Cook & ABTA.

 

Hospital Conversation - Actual telephone call, allegedly.

 

Insurance Claim Forms - True extracts from Insurance Claim Forms.

 

Kids That Survived - A look-back for all those born before 1980.

 

Newspaper Headlines - Actual headlines printed in the UK newspapers.

 

Paraprosdokians - Figures of speech or sentences with an unexpected ending.

 

Product Warnings - Actual true-life product warnings.

 

St. Peter and the Devil - Non-partisan joke - politically correct.

 

Tommy Cooper Jokes - Pearls of humour from a very British Comedian.

 

Tommy Cooper - More Jokes - More from a very British Comedian.