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Page updated - 27 November 2009



If Life Was Like A Computer;

If you messed up your life, you could press ‘Ctrl, Alt, Delete’ and start again!

To get your daily exercise, just click on ‘run’.

When you need a break from life, click on ‘suspend’.

Press ‘any key’ to continue life when ready.

To ‘add/remove’ someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

When you lose your car keys, click on ‘find’.

‘Help’ with the chores is just a click away.

You wouldn’t need car insurance. You’d use your Recovery CD after a crash.

We could click on ‘send’ and the kids would go to bed immediately.

To feel like a new person, click on ‘refresh’.

Click on ‘close’ to silence the kids.

To undo a mistake, click on ‘back’.

If your clothes are not in fashion, click ‘update’.

If you want something removed from your life, click on ‘delete’.